there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.


{ Idiot }:


           ”—Seriously….. how blonde are you?”

{ ✥ } ——

            She rolled her eyes, “Seriously,
            how idiotic are you?”


        “With keeping you around,
          apparently very idiotic.”



Idk how to code read mores yet, but tada for my brother’s wedding.

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daroline + “blondie”

First, we’ll need a little blonde distraction.




Okay, chickadees, let me have your attention.

Tomorrow my older brother is getting married.
That means today is getting things prepped/
my parents having their breakdowns, but we
won’t go into that. I am the wedding director
which means I’m going to be uber busy. 
Following that I work 30+ hours next week
and I’m starting my finals week for the first
half of fall semester, then I’m going to Legoland.

I know I haven’t been hugely active recently,
and I can’t say thanks enough for sticking
with me through all the madness. I’m hoping
that the third week in October I’ll be more
into the swing of things again and can be here
a bit more frequently. But, it’s touch and go
right now, I can’t and won’t make any promises.

Thanks much,


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ofoptimism you need to stop

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