immortalspxrrow:

youcantroofyme:

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"Oh my lord, you’re worse than a girl whose boyfriend just broke up with them."

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"And you’re sulking because I don’t feel sorry for your ‘eternal Halloween’ story."

"—-At least I still have my head and I don’t go around singing."


amaris-thewolf:

youcantroofyme:

amaris-thewolf:

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          “Well then go back to sleep. There’s no reason to be up right now anyway.”

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           ”Get up before I drag you to school in your pajamas.”

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           ”Five more minutes, or I’m sleeping right through first period.”

          “Then you can enjoy detention.”


immortalspxrrow:

youcantroofyme:

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          I’m going to count to three,
            and then you should run.

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"All this for a bottle of scotch?"

"You think I’m just going to let him get away with it?"


bloodygifs:

Damon “im fabulous and i know it” Salvatore


wasacoyote:

youcantroofyme:

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"I’m fucking hilarious."

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As is the ‘present’ I left for you.
    Spoiler alert- it’s a dead squirrel.
      In the bed.

"Spoiler alert: I’m gonna turn
you in a freaking rug.”


hellofajob:

youcantroofyme:

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            What’s because you don’t know me.

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"Oh? Well you also do not have any acquaintance  with me. So how can you label me as ‘boring’?"

And in that same vein, how do you know I’m not intriguing?


allurxing
[kisses lips] You’ve got the kissing disease!! spread it by kissing the next ten people on your dash

         Is that what they call
              it these days, hm?

FILLED UNDER: allurxing;  

bloodygifs:

Damon Salvatore + Sun Glasses 

FILLED UNDER: [ Stud ];  

Anonymous
What's the mun's name?

FILLED UNDER: Why?;  [ Fangless ];  Anonymous;  

miczariel:

youcantroofyme:

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"Wouldn’t you pick sex over death?"

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"No, I actually don’t think I would. I guess
it depends on the other person involved.”

"—-No wonder you have such
a massive porn collection.”